Nargle Jay, The Flin-Flonians

For a nonsense contest.

 Atop a Floop the taco wails,

"I've lost my squirrelly mustache tails!"

Reflecting on the things he did,

The turtle cries, "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"

Red and raw, the cereal burns

Onto his crisp corn shell

Through the melancholy he tried to dance

Will he heal? Time will tell.

Inside a master unicorn cave

Lives a Fleep who goes by the name of Dave

The soul-patch taco is his enemy here

While the Flin-Flons live in never ending fear.

"Hifargle Fleep!" The taco sings.

"Debunkle Frolic Floop!"

Upon the Dave he tosses to,

A can of scalding soup

Suddenly a Pony-Man swoops on in

Banging spoons and knives upon a hat of tin

To the bleeding, which he daresay

"Meric nargle magic llama, free burritos for today!"

Author's Note

Just... Pretend this is intelligent-sounding. Please, my pride is at stake here!

Reviews

[RachelReaper]

I totally agree. lol this was hilarious, I wish I could write as funny as this. This is a nice break from all the doomsday that I usually read.

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Ohmaigawsh! Thank you! I was afraid I would be the only one who found stuff like this funny.

And I'm sure you're a hilarious person, maybe you just need to defeat a ninja taco in a Pokemon battle for your comedic powers to awaken?

Hah, well thank you for the nice review!

[RachelReaper]

yes, i may also need to text Voldemort to let loose the epic toaster battles so I can compete in the whimsical elephant costume banana party.

[:-)]

I... Just... Died. I swear.

But I may just be a rebel and bring an orange to the banana party.

[RachelReaper]

*gasp* no way, I was dressing up as a guard in honor of the "Sarah Palen is mean" society

[:-)]

Haha! Holy crap! Have you had you epic-cartoon-battle-slash-texting-Voldy-banana-party in these past six minutes?

[RachelReaper]

yes, yes I have. While riding on the back of an infant leprechaun.

[:-)]

That is pure talent, my friend.

[RachelReaper]

yes, my friend, we are both quite talented.