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I’m going to come over there

and fix you breakfast.

The toast will be burnt.

What will I wear?
How about a suit

and a skinny black tie?

 

The first thing I’ll do

when I get there

is

I’ll turn on the television

then, I’ll get the remote

put it in the middle of the road

and drive over it.

How’s that?

Oh, this isn’t the S-M Line?
Sorry.

Reviews

[Sheila Kline]

This is oh soooooo funny!! All ready for a little rough and tough stuff and finds out it is the wrong game!!
I love it!! I wonder if he got his toast buttered????

[Adambomb]

Very funny! As a college student in a long distance relationship I really enjoy laughing at myself!

[annabellee]

Haha that really made me laugh. :D
Fantastic poem :)