Bailee Hates BJ

Maybe I'll eat all this chocolate

And maybe most likely I'll enjoy every last bite

It will certainly be more satisfying than talking to you

I'm just going to eat this chocolate

And not listen to the stupid things you say

Yep...this chocolate it certainly smarter than you

It has singlehandedly figured out a way to make me like it

Without saying a word

But amongst the million things you've said to me

Not one of them has made me like you just yet

And probably never will I ever like you

This is what happens when you open your mouth

You are not delicious chocolate

You are horrible licorice

And I will never forgive you for the things you've done

I hate you

I really do

For you are Mr. Billy Joel.