Fluffy

To a certain dog named Fluffy... Ha ha... Muahahahahahahahaha!!!

Fluffy is so cute.
Too bad he isn't mute.

Fluffy is so heartless.
Too bad he isn't fartless. (HA!)

Fluffy thinks he's so cool.
But he looks like a mule.

Fluffy is in college.
Too bad he has no knowledge.

Fluffy is a pimp.
Too bad he's such a wimp.

Fluffy thinks he's awesome.
When really he's such a possum.

Fluffy makes me laugh.
Because he really needs a bath. (HA)

Fluffy likes girls.
For nothing but their pearls. (oops! Did I just write that?)

Fluffy is so fluffy.
His brain really is quite stuffy.

Fluffy needs a beating.
For he is so misleading.

Fluffy is so... FLUFFY!

Author's Note

ha ha ha. He knows who he is.

Reviews

[Miele1228]

hahahahahhhahahah omg I LOVE THIS POEM(: 100/100:D

[Mika Haruna]

This is so cute! :D i love it, i wish i knew who fluffy is!!! The rhyming scheme is so cute, it reminds me of the stories i was told to as a child. great job!

[K8lyn]

HAHAH. so cute...

so cute, love the flow and rhyme scheme.

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Plain rhyme flow with a brilliant apt insecurity of humor, fantastically delivered welll done, a fun read.

[al25]

lol nice rhyme scheme. I bet the person your writing the poem about is pretty damn kool.