Cannibalistic Barbeque

Arthur Perez

~*~

Grab the drinks,

Umbrella charade.

Start the fire,

Rewind the parade.

Throw the meat on the grill,

Cut it up on the sill.

Night creeps upon us still.

 

Screams in the basement set the mark,

Chopping and slicing like the teeth of a shark.

No one but me you see,

In this blood bath party.

Don't come for me,

I'll come for you.

Wanna join in this cannibalistic barbeque?

Author's Note

My friend and I were laughing about cheesy scary movies and somehow we got on the topic of a cannibal barbeque. XD I decided I'd write a story or a poem about it. I wanted to make it a clever comedy but don't think I did that here. I still want to try it out with a story.

Reviews

[Chidoriflower]

I think this's hilarious. It reminds me of a Julian Smith video called "I'd Rather Eat Randy." I also like the song; I prefer it in this nightcore mode. Heehee I like this ^^

[Bluefire]

XD Poor Randy.
Thanks for reading and reviewing!

[Chidoriflower]

You're very welcome.

[Tai Ryens]

Makes me want to reread this with an ol' bucket of Kentucky Fried Human whilst watching Hannibal Lector, the series, which is strange.
I'm a vegetarian.

Excuse me and my terrible jokes, I think I'll leave now.
Well done, Blue, aha, it certainly does have that celebration feel.

[Bluefire]

XD Haha! Like cannibal fourth of July.
Thanks for reading and reviewing!