Hair

A story about hair

Repiping a customer's lav drain,

he used a center outlet waste on a double lav,

why?

When one side drains,

the other side bubbles,

J-bend installed backwards, 

I weep dry tears,

why?

I pull his contraption apart,

a hairball gone septic awaits me.

I dry heave,

why?

 

Author's Note

I am a plumber, doing this because our billing girl said I should write. I haven't been graded on writing since 82. be brutal.

Reviews

[Dani California]

hahaha! This is absolutely hilarious!

I haven't had such a good laugh
since last night. lol

Are you serious?!

I truly enjoy a great sense of humor...

And your bio... a people person, who doesn't really like people.... lmao

I'm not even going to try and guess whose alter ego this is. lol

Peace!

[Nikki]

lol
this is a little deep for me, but i must say...
you have great descriptive skill, as i found myself dry heaving along with you.

[Paza]

It takes a real gift to write a poem about a hair clog! This really amused me and made me wonder if I could actually write something about my client's unbalanced checkbooks? I give you an 'A' for originality!