No this is  MEME

No this is MEME

A Poem by Kiriko
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A MEME

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What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Leggings= rich
[ ] Shorts=cutie
[ ] Corduroy = f****t homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend (I wish..)
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Light Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with a nice a*s
[ ] Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] January = who ate
[ ] February = who needed
[ ] March = who raped

[ ] April = who shot
[ ] May = who killed
[ ] June = who smoked with
[ ] July = who banged
[ ] August = who ran shirtless with
[ ] September = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] October = who cuddled with
[ ] November = who slept with
[ ] December = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 =a bag of weed
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 =The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a shoe
[ ] 11 = my lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a jew
[ ] 17 = a pickle
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19= an orange
[ ] 20 = my mom
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a stripper
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are
wearing:
[ ] Yellow= because im popular
[ ] White = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Black = because I love marijuana
[ ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING b***s
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm awesome
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other= because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

© 2010 Kiriko


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Added on June 23, 2010
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Kiriko
Kiriko

In Your Closet, CT



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