CRAZY POET

CRAZY POET

A Story by CAPOLAVORO
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Something crazy lol

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Psychologist: Okay, Let me see. You have been good in your ward so far. Maybe you can go out after a week already. Let me just ask you some few questions okay.
Poet: Hit it.
Psychologist: What is your name?
Poet: POET
Psychologist: What is your profession before?
Poet: POET
Psychologist: What is your plan when you go out?
Poet: Eat papers and pens until I poop the perfect poem!

Psychologist: You still need to be here for 2 months.

After 2 months.

Psychologist: What is you name?
Poet: POET
Psychologist: What is your profession before?
Poet: POET
Psychologist: What is your plan when you go out?
Poet: Find a good job or maybe write good poems to become a famous poet.
Psychologist: And?
Poet: Find a good wife to marry.
Psychologist: Then?
Poet: Support my wife despite difficulties.
Psychologist: What if difficulties are too much for you?
Poet: Eat papers and pens until I poop the perfect poem! :D


© 2017 CAPOLAVORO


Author's Note

CAPOLAVORO
Need not to be serious sometimes folks. :) Inspired by a story. haha

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Haha. This really made me giggle! I liked it.
I think I fit this pretty well, myself, even though I'm not a poet. XP

Posted 8 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

8 Years Ago

Hehe good to know that I made you happy.
Crazy, funny and such a refreshing change where you don't have to think.

Brilliant - Loved it.

Mark.

Posted 8 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

8 Years Ago

Thank you Mark. :)
matrixmark

8 Years Ago

Made me smile - It was just what I needed.
So I thank you for putting it up here.

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Lol this is funny and humorous! xD
Great job

Posted 8 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

8 Years Ago

Thank you Mr. writer. :)
I really liked this. This was so funny!

Posted 8 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

8 Years Ago

Glad you liked it. :)
I totally liked this a lot. What a crazy story. 😀

Posted 8 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

8 Years Ago

Thank you for the appreciation. :)
Najam Us Saher

8 Years Ago

You're welcome ☺
It's good. I like the style of prose and dialogue you mixed together here to combine a perfect piece of poetic justice. Not bad, although I do think you need more dark humor and light humor to guide the mix. Just some advice.

Posted 8 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

8 Years Ago

Hehe okay. I will try that next time. ;)
Yoyu Tried To Write Pome With Humuor .....

Posted 8 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

8 Years Ago

hehe do you like it?
Sikandar Khan

8 Years Ago

yes Madam.....
Is this marry thing compulsory. lol

Posted 8 Years Ago


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CAPOLAVORO

8 Years Ago

A man cannot live without a woman they say. ;)
Paul Bell

8 Years Ago

Sadly that is true. How do you know where everything is.
Haha, it's truly serious towards writing, a honest poet, haha..I enjoyed..:)

Posted 8 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

8 Years Ago

Hehe Glad you enjoyed it. :) Poetic disorder. :)

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CAPOLAVORO

Cebu, 7, Philippines



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My life is average. My heart is average. My pulse is average. My mind is average. You might think I am an average girl then? My hopes are supreme My dreams are extreme My writes are creativ.. more..