History

This is by far my worst poem. Ever. But i like the acrostic format (:

How am i supposed to know about Egypt?
Is that where all the kings are buried in one big crypt?
Surely this should be easier!
Teacher; Shut up; do not confer!
Or maybe this is it. Is this Hell?
Rectify my wrong doings. Or ring the fire bell!
Yes, this poem will do it, I'll get my A! ...My story; please re-tell!