A crazy idea

Let's watch the pony's run

I've been wanting to write a funny, crazy story using race horse names.
Ever since I watched a race with a horse named Who Farted.
It's such a crazy notion, I was certain some of you might want to take a stab at it too.

Reviews

[Paul Bell]

When mine falls at the first hurdle I can find all sorts of names for them.
Dodo, dead duck, are you really a horse. Though, I'm a donkey for backing it in the first place usually comes to mind. If I see a horse called, Trump's wall. I'm putting my house on it.

[Cherrie]

Lol, I don't know how many times my husband and I have said, now there's a name to bet on.

[Paul Bell]

Beats actually studing the form.

[Cherrie]

Lol yes and much quicker

[Phill Oz O'fee]

I remember a spoof race commentary that ended with ...' and its bubblegum sticking to the rails and toiletpaper hanging on in the rear...' Just a bit of nonsense recalled because of reading your words - bless ... :-)

[Coyote Poetry]

My father and I, we lived near a race track. He would go at the end of each day. Free to get in for races 7-10. I liked their names too. People, who love horses. They must have a sense of humor. Are you going to write the tale?

Coyote

[Cherrie]

I want to. Originally I wanted to just use names and announcers verbiage only.
Just don't hava good flow yet.

[Coyote Poetry]

Could be a entertaining tale.

[Chris Shaw]

Some of the names horses are given are hilarious. This being one of them. Makes you wonder how it came to be :) Have a go Cherrie and make us smile.

Chris

[roarke]

Great idea, you'd do a heck of a job with it Cherrie. Me... I'd just end up betting on the ponies again... my leg still hasn't healed right... what are the odds on Who Farted?

[Cherrie]

Oh he won. I can't remember who he edged out but it was a funny name as well.

[Jade]

This is way too cute, love this

[Cherrie]

I can get one line or maybe two but so far I can't get a complete thought.

[NotUsinganymore]

Very funny name. You should write a funny horse poem!

[Lorry]

I went to Ayr races once and there was a horse called notaunicorn. It, was beayen by a horse called second best???&? :)

[Cherrie]

Race horses have the best names, I love it.