The Bad Lunch

Everyone has e experience at least once

      I  sat next to the Boss's wife at lunch,

   It turned out to be more than a hunch.

           Her rumblings abdominal,

            were truly phenomenal,

        and everyone thought it was me!

          

        I ate too much of the fish,

      It turn out to be a fishy dish,

        My stomach started to churn,

          I couldn't wait my turn,

       And so my anus started to burn!

         The toilet was too far away,

           And I had no other way,

         My farting was extraordinary,

         And I tried to be ordinary,

         But everyone knew it was me!

Author's Note

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Reviews

[Xhiljola]

haha this was good! Enjoyed it honestly!

[lei]

aaaaaawwww hahahaha.... what a bad lunch!!!!

[Karolyn Cairns]

You are too funny. Whoever could write about digestive distress and make it work. I laughed. I liked it.

[Life Is like Trust...It..]

Hilarious,keep writing! Can't wait to read another! Oh,and next time(this is sarcasm) don't write so awesome! You make me look like a loser!!! ;P

[Mockingbird]

reminds me of a limerick. the scene was vivid. a whimsical topic. nice work.

[Melinda Weber]

I was giggling through the whole thing. thanks for the refreshing and unique read :)

[TKBickel]

Pure old school funniness for the reader and a lifetime memory for the victim. I think you and EMF share a partial brain.

[Kenfucius69]

Hahaha great poem! I loved the humor, looking forward to more!

[Jordan's Back]

This is funny, yes I feel the embarrasment. Wonderful Job

[Nicole Cruz]

This was quite amusing!