Two Wrongs Make A Right

I used the f word, so if you're easily offended by bad language, please skip on. I don't typically use foul language, so feel free to look at my other pieces. :)

A: "You forgot to give the dog water again."

B: "I assumed you'd do it since you knew I didn't give him water."

A: "Why?"

B: "Because you'd have to walk up to the pen to see he had no water."

A: "No, I didn't walk to the pen."

B: "Then how do you know I didn't do it?"

A: "Because you just told me you didn't do it."

B: **silence**

A: "It doesn't matter though."

B: "Will you go put some water in his bowl?"

A: "No, because the dog is dead."

B: "What?!"

A: "Yeah, I haven't given him water in three or four days now. You've just now noticed?"

B: "Why the f**k didn't you tell me?!"

A: "Because the dog dying would be the only way to get you to get off your lazy a*s."

B: "The dog dying isn't the way to get me to do it?!"

A: "Then how?!"

B: "You could have found the dog another home or something. You really let him die?!?!"

A: **silence**

B: ".... There's nothing in the pen."

A: "The grass is grown up. You can't see the floor of the pen out the window, now get your a*s out there and burry him before the neighbors see him dehydrated in this 100 degree weather!"

B: ".... He's not dead, and had no water."

A: "Did you give him any water? In the time it took you to walk out there to look, you could have given him some water."

B: **silence**

Author's Note

I don't really know if I categorized this right? If you have a better suggestion, please throw it my way.

On a side note, I love writing down these full length conversations in my head. They don't serve much purpose, but maybe someone can get some entertainment out of them. Thanks for viewing!