The Rise of PimpCorp - Long Live The Hustle

King Matthew decides to create the Great Pimping Privatization Act which turned the pimping industry over to the people. PimpCorp is created and must adapt to survive the free market.

Our story begins years into the reign of pimping legend Matthew the mighty pimp king. When he took the throne at the age of 10 all he knew was this is how things are. He lived up to the expectations of the court and his kingdom, he was loved and respected by all his subjects, especially his hoes. The life of a king can be hard. There are battles outsiders never see, struggles that create great kings. Matthew had learned many hard lessons from these tribulations. Now at age 25, in the 15th year of his reign, Matthew decided he would make some changes. As far as Matthew could see, the crown had no business trying to run private industry. That should be left up to the people. Matthew called his advisors and instructed them to create The Great Pimping Privatization Act. This took pimping from under the crown and put it into the hands of the people where it belonged.

This act ushered in a new era of worker rights and respect for both pimps and hoes alike. Under this act, a corporation called PimpCorp was founded. Laquisha, the king's loyal and trusted bottom b***h, was named CEO. U

With Laquisha as CEO of PimpCorp the company immediately took off. All the hoes in the king's stable competed for various positions with the company. She ran it much like she had the king’s operation. The hoes received the same benefits as before but now they had a clean break room, an HR department and a reliable point of sale system that made life much easier.

It wasn’t long though, before the people realized there’s money to be made, and the free market system broke loose. Suddenly, there were pimp startup’s everywhere. They would try to recruit from Pimpcorp’s Workforce. They would promise anything in the name of recruiting. They could rarely deliver. There were suddenly flashy neon signs scattered throughout the kingdom. Laquisha, being the street smart, former bottom b***h she was, knew she had better step things up if PimpCorp were to survive.

Laquisha implemented a new benefits package, paid training and hoes would receive a sign on bonus. Hoes now got:
vacation days
medical and dental
retirement plans
stock options
a break room with snacks

Hoes were even allowed to unionize. Their shop Stewart, Shawnda took no prisoners.

New pimps popped up all over the kingdom. There were neon signs, flashy ads and one guy in a lime green suit standing on the street. Most of these new pimps who were trying to play the game just couldn’t cut it. They had no idea how to handle a stable of hoes, much less make it profitable. PimpCorp had the best benefits and training and all the girls in the kingdom dreamt of being a PimpCorp girl.

Before the Great Pimping Privatization Act went into effect you would see children playing cops and robbers, knights and dragons. Now the game was pimps and hoes. You could hear kids yelling “Where’s my money!” all throughout the kingdom. PimpCorp became the biggest name in the game, known everywhere. Its name was on cereal boxes, soda cans, it was almost as bad as Coca-Cola.

Matthew, the once mighty pimp king, was now just a king. He traded his gold Cadillac for a much nicer Chrysler 300. He retired his flashy purple pimp suit and hat. Even so, he was still and always would be known as the pimping legend that reformed the game. His hoes still loved and respected him and he would forever be known to them as Daddy.

Now that Matthew has revolutionized the game once more, hoes, pimps, John’s and everyone else in the kingdom…

…..lived happily ever after.

The End

Reviews

[JayG]

•I get bored and write really bad stories. For your own peace of mind, please know, you shouldn’t read them

A fairly accurate assessment. But you spent the time to write this. Spend the same time on reading a decent book on writing fiction, like Jack Bickham's, Scene & Structure, and perhaps they will be worth reading.

Your problem isn't one of talent, it's that, like everyone else, you come to fiction owning only the nonfiction writing skills we're given in school, which can't be made to work.

So, jump over to Amazon and try a read of the excerpt. You'll be amazed at hom much sense it makes once it's pointed out.

[Cookie]

Thank you for your review. It’s really the first constructive criticism I’ve received. I will definitely check out that book. Thank you.

[Cookie]

I’d much rather know where i can improve than someone say it’s great. I can’t fix problems without knowing where they are. This is just a short absurd parody I threw to gather in about 30 min. Truthfully I never learned how to write I had an accident and just started doing it. I’m surprised they’re marginally coherent truthfully. Thanks again good sir. I’ll take all the coaching I can get.

[lauren]

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[Elsa 123]

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