Extraordinary

My advantages over the common man.

I have more teeth than most people.

This is one of my many advantages over the common man.

My intelligence is in the 81^st percentile of the population my age.

This is one of my many advantages over the common man.

I know how to use a chainsaw.

This is one of my many advantages over the common man.

I’m stupid; I locked my keys in my car.

My chainsaw is in the trunk; it will not help me.

My teeth are gritting beneath my phony smile

 

 

Reviews

[Y.F.]

I liked how you've destroyed all of the advantages you've pointed out in the last 3 lines.
I really like how your work is well thought of, yet it's simple enough so there's no need to over-think when reading it.
Written interestingly enough, and it put a smile on my face.
Great job - you've overdone yourself once again.

There is good form throughout the poem.

The format plan was used well.

The idea of showing the uppercrust advantage. Being smarter, having better abilities, even having more teeth, only to have them all become useless because of the situation. This part had very good flow.

This is a very good piece

[Aries]

I Love this .... All the intelligence and know how in the world really didn't make a whole lot of difference here...

Truly a well written piece.

[Ember]

I love this, I dunno why, but I find it hilarious. Kind of reminds me of my dad.. My dad can fix anything, and he can use a chainsaw, but when he locked the keys in the car, he still had to call my Uncle Mike (the LockSmith) to help get them out. Good job.