Drink the Koolaid!

My dad's been listening to Limbaugh lately. The asinine views expressed make my ears bleed. Rant-rant.

Warning: This story is rated Republican and you are not allowed to read it if you do not make at the very least 100K/year and own a yacht.

 

In this day and age, we're living in a global economy.  It's been a global economy since intercontinental trade routes began hundreds of years ago, but it's especially global now, and thus in order for us to remain competitive you have to take a loss if you're part of the lower or middle class. That means no more health care, no more social security, no more government organized social programs. Furthermore, I'd like to add that FDR was a villain and all social problems should be handled by supercapitalist third-parties, because the government certainly isn't responsible for it's people, nor is it supposed to be run by the people, nor is it supposed to serve the people, nor does it have any obligation to the people. It's not supposed to do anything, really, except establish and protect a nobility. I got mine.

 

Pull the cord and watch them spin:

 

Them democrats are haters! They hate you so much that they want to stop the war!

 

Them democrats are trying underhanded ways of winning the election!

Speaking of which, good listeners, it's time to enact "operation Chaos!" When you go to the voting booth, vote for Hillary because McCain is a lock anyways and he has a better chance of winning against her!

 

You can't force people to have health care! Some people might not want health care! What about the people that don't want to live!? Should we be paying for them?

Furthermore, people are dying of hunger all over the world and ethonal is responsible! If you have any compassion at all, you should be outraged and trying to stop the ethanol movement!

 

If you lose your house, join the club and stop whining! Now, before we close the show, I'd like to inform you that someone will be filling in for me for the rest of the week as I'll be on my annual cruise.

Author's Note

I don't like the republican spin-machine.

If you got a problem with that, you can waterboard me.

Reviews

[lark]

HOLY COW! You can rate something "Republican"????

(I was so enthralled by that idea, that I completely didn't read the story, and skipped down here to say what I just said. Now, wait, while I read the story...)

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So... Your dad listens to Limbaugh and burgles your glasses?? (sorry--i was listening over ivy's shoulder (yes, i am a creepster)) He sounds a little crazy. Like my mom (she rubber bands my shoes together).



Like yer title.

[Hedra Helix]

ethona(O?)l is responsible!

I like, but I like anti blindfold anything. Im easy to get there.

You seen "waking life"? the 4 big lines in the middle remind me of the scene with the guy in his car driving around with a bullhorn. familiar?

[Chloe..Across the Unive..]

I don't either. like the republican spin machine .. i love this so very true tongue-in-cheek poem..
I am a little nervous as I feel you may be right, they may be right , McCain may have this locked , be it Hillary or Obama..
This is all so true .. well written.

Chloe
xoxo