Pig S**t Poetry

the Weiner's wiener challenge--Almost Dead Poets Society

 

 

I’m munchin

on Mike n Ikes / Jolly Rancher gummies

 

Munchies

 

After checking in / to Pig S**t Paradise

 

Happiness lies in your hands... /Ooo ooo...something’s coming over me

 

I wanna be the Hefner follow up

I wanna see / share

more diversity / a mixed mag / it’d be Hot!

 

Mmm...Mike n Ike

 

I wanna shoot Weiner’s wiener

Yeah, he should roll with this

Maybe he’ll make a porn? / Maybe

he and Ginger have a plot goin?

 

I don’t really believe he’d twitter his gray briefs / with a bulge

for his political followers to see

 

I really don’t blame him for sharing / a mirror shot on his phone

We all do it

 

I wanna shoot him / Photograph him that is

 

Mmm...gummies

 

Hummingbirds!

Cats!

Red

 

This is a s****y poem / but I really don’t care

 

No worries

 

I’m in Pig S**t Paradise afterall