A sensible solution to the perennial conundrum of pointless coition that's then confused with love!

Tribute to my Gran and Partner.

 

By Stanley Collymore

 

I always knew, and actually from the very first moment that I saw

you, that you were unquestionably that special one for me. How

did I know that with such convincing surety?  Quite simple

actually; and this is how! My maternal Grandmother: a

very astute, highly intelligent. thoroughly loving in

the absolute traditional sense and total meaning

of that word and an accomplishedly worldly

wise and pragmatic lady, knowingly and

most prescient-mindedly when I entered my puberty years

had from a very well informed perspective on her part,

and as both of us heartily in response to her remarks,

undoubtedly and convincingly impressed upon me,

impulsively convulsed into tears of laughter that

if my heart, my head and my penis were of the

same conjointly agreed accord in matters of

personal romance I should unhesitatingly

but even so sagaciously take the chance

or given opportunity to investigate the genuine possibility

of getting involved with that person. However, under

no circumstance if these three crucial entities: my

penis, my heart and my head, the latter through

the faculty of my brain, weren’t in faultless

sync with each other I ought realistically

to cautiously refrain from assuming it

was suitable let alone clever taking

into my personal life that female

as a lover far less so as a wife!

 

© Stanley V. Collymore

24 March 2017.

 

 

Authors Remarks:

My eternal and gracious thanks to you Gran for being the principal and instrumentally influential mentor, confidante, enduring friend, consoler in times of personal stress or difficulties in my life and the consummate advisor you have accordingly always been to me. Someone who has always and willingly been there for me and specifically whenever I needed you most and who I not only knew I could dependably count on you but just as assuredly would never let me down. And just a few of the millions of just reasons that I profoundly and most enthusiastically love you.

 

All this intellectually and sensibly complemented by admirable advice from you that has always stood me in good stead. As hypocrisy and double standards so commonplace nowadays have never been your thing nor the sorts of things you would ever have any truck with; nor are they mine having always had the excellent teacher in you to guide me and that you have at all times been to sensibly and objectively outline what these cancerous and malignant evils are all about.

 

So thank you Gran for massively assisting in making my life what it is having had it vastly enriched by all you’ve done for me, and thus enabling me to be the confident and self-assured person, both professionally and personally in my private life, that through your sterling efforts, love and devotion I have gratefully become.

Reviews

[KT-B]

A fantastic tribute to your Gran, she sounds wonderful, how lucky you were to have such a solid influence in your life - I loved this, I really enjoy your writing, it comes across as good old fashioned, very intellectual writing - quite rare nowadays - well done :)