You stink

Life is stink

Till you are alive
You'll keep stinking
stinking and stinking
And when you're dead
You'll rot like maggot s**t
And just stink up some more

Reviews

[Wild Rose]

Ooo you should find the words to 'On Ilkley Moor bhatat' > a dialect poem (the posh title is 'On Ilkley Moor without a hat'

[Tania Mo]

Lol yes I like that WildRose thanx. :)

[Wild Rose]

Couldn't get the full dialect version

You go over ilkley moor without a hat
You catch a terrible head cold
You die
They have to bury you
The worms come and eat you up
The ducks come to eat the worms
They will eat the worms
They have eaten you

In dialect, anyone but a Yorkshire man/woman wouldn't ken (Understand)

[AJNJ]

Remind me to throw in some extra cologne, after-shave and deos in my shopping cart next time. With an upcoming exciting date, I can't afford to stink like that lol.

[Tania Mo]

Thanx AJNJ. Tell me your favorite aftershave

[X]

The nature of stink if that it is stinky...and you can never get the stink out...stink as stink does!

[Tania Mo]

Yeah if anyone stinks i stinks bigger than them. Way to go. Thanx Kira.

[X]

reminds me of that song...I can do better...I can be better...I dont stink I smell like fresh flowers all day.....lalalala

[Tania Mo]

Wow.I'm on a roll!

[X]

I am rollin on da floor my dear...wetting my pants...laughing my a*s off...opps...that's not lady like...:)

[Tania Mo]

Oh yeah its okay upto pissin but let's not take it to poop sis lolol

[Tania Mo]

No worries I don't do ladies lol

[X]

...you are funny...and you made me laugh so hard today ...Thank you! I am off to crunch something for breakfast..:)

[Tania Mo]

Its dawn here Kira. I better sleep lol. See you around byeeeeeeee

[X]

wow...I did sleep much either...sweet dreams my dear..it was so fun to meet you...keep in touch!

[Tania Mo]

Thanx Kira. See you soon 😊