High Falutin'

Can you fart
precisely
into a balloon?
Pinpoint your pee
into a vial?
crap dollops
into a thimble?
puke buckets
into a goblet?
Pour your soul
Into tightly restricted
Syllables
Poetry in form is
like straining out
stiff turds
From a tightly
sutured butthole!
Lol

Reviews

[Dave Brown]

These should all be in the anal Olympics!!
Please also consider; flush your nose with a hose
think where you stink
make Jell-o from BO
Take a dump off a stump
Knit a tit while you spit
pour rye in an eye and beer in an ear
Use peace of mind to wipe your behind
Etc.
Your fun write was a grossful delight

[Tania Mo]

Gee thank you :)

[Jimmy Crapped Corn]

This made my "exit only" buthole pucker, at the thought

[Tania Mo]

Heehee thank you kindly.

[Ciara]

Well to be honest I'm not quite sure but I'm willing to try.
It's kinda why we're here.

Also, I would hate to be around when a balloon full of farts bursts.
😅

[Tania Mo]

Thank you :))

[Neville]

Made me chuckle .. however, a gentleman never tells ............. Neville :)

[Tania Mo]

Hey. Thanks :)

[Chris Shaw]

High falutin, tootin, tootin,
I have to say Tania, your words are splendidly visual:)) Constipation is no laughing matter. lol. Thanks for an early morning smile.

Chris

[Tania Mo]

Lol thanks for smiling:)

[Gee]

Am I the only one so far to answer "yes" to all of the above :)
Made me chuckle Tania

[Tania Mo]

Thanks for laughing :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

I really like this Tania...since I am not a form poet...I learned on the Beats...
just let it fly, whatever comes naturally through the pen, not other things as you mentioned in your poem.
j.

[Tania Mo]

Thanks for liking :)

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I couldn't be bothered with them Tania. You don’t clamp off your cerebrum. I like to spill out my innards in one good whack. Anything contrived never impressed me. Meeeooow. 😹

[Tania Mo]

I have sonnets perforating my ear drums lol. Thanks

[AJNJ]

Lmao. There's no mincing words with you Ms.Mo. Format belongs in the 17th century. Little patience in the world now. It's obsolete mostly like that sutured a*****e. Fab.

[Tania Mo]

Much hyped baloney yeah. Thanks AJ.