Dingy Dong

Zedong 

Don't touch me 

with a prong

Instead use 

your schlong 

And discover 

How long my 

Scalpel and 

How strong. 

Mao my love 

You're a c(l)ock

That's dead as 

Van Jong 

So play ping pong

With your dingdong

Reviews

[M]

Lol. Hilarious poem, Tania. I love the simple rhyme. It suits the subject matter and lends itself to the poems lighthearted, whimsical tone. Very many Dongs involved in this poem and Dongs are always trouble! I appreciate the chuckle your poem gave me.

[Tania Mo]

Thank you Makhabat. 😊

[Pete]

ouch. sounds painful. what happens if it get caught in the net? maybe that's why there's rubber on the handles. cute.

[Tania Mo]

Haha Pete. Just logged on. Thank you.

[trokanmariel33]

The theme, of the contents is good. By this, I mean that the literary purpose of the contents is good.

[Tania Mo]

Oh thanks. It's all light. I don't do serious poetry and it does nothing for me. Lol.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Dingy Dongs...and here I thought they were little cream filled cakes...well, they kind of are, aren't they?

[Tania Mo]

Thank you Jacob.

[Miss Marlette]

Well we have the ding dongs, ping pongs (plentiful always)yet never a greater one than M.Zedong. if you know what I mean and YOU know what I mean. So it means you're bang on Tania MO.

[Tania Mo]

Thank you miss

[Anastasia]

Ooooo how improper little miss. Knickers fell off, laughing!

[Tania Mo]

Thank you .

[Murugan Appa Ponappan]

What a laugh I had. More of this please!

[Tania Mo]

Thank you .

[DIVYA]

I had to drop in on this Tania. This dingy is everythingy. Especially when this place is becoming a laugh a minute. Well done.

[Tania Mo]

Thank you Divyan.

[Jimmy Crapped Corn]

Whew, "do NOT, f**k with this lady" lol, thank you for the good laugh, your humor is contagious

[Tania Mo]

Teehee thanks.

[Sapphus]

Ding dong bell. P***y's in well. We know who put her there now after reading you.

[Tania Mo]

Smart one. Thank you ;)

[AJNJ]

Hilarious lady you. I hope you spare the good do(n)gs an lynch only the baddies. Yayy.

[Tania Mo]

Thank you mr slayer.