Logbook Of A Scavenger: September 29 2025

Well, I'm certainly dancing on a multicolored gem. Ya wanna know why? I finally got my ID card resurrected. Which means that Columbus rocket will certainly be inserted into my butt. Hahaha.. Thank you. If that doesn't work then I also have my passport. Not only will I be finally escaping Scioto County but possibly Ohio, altogether... Extra surreal. Been trying to do this since 2016...

I'll go through the forest fire with you and admit that I've been fantasizing about crash landing in Maryland of all states. For several reasons... I love seeing genuine beaches because it's Chessie slapping me in the face and saying "You're far from home". And I have ancestors from my mom's side of the family that are from there. And bringing back the time traveling fairies of 2016, I've been wanting to be a sincere beach bum since then... Fresh freedom only a mermaid can ask for and no one to tie you down... It's what I've been craving all my life... But then I found out that legally you can't live on a beach unless you had a house there... And ummm... I definitely don't have one of those. Lol... I know I'm supposed to go to Long Island, New York buuuuut I feel like that would be too much of a nuclear Ningen for me...