Logbook Of A Scavenger: October 4 2025

Ya know what would make me glide down an amethyst passage? If it was legal to put a bullet in the heads of these selfish homeless djinn retards in Portsmouth, Ohio. They think it's on a comfortable cloud for them to own a dog but I can't own a dog. A good percentage of these hobos are both biological mannequins and charlatans that's using these poor pooches as possible lottery tickets. "HEY! I HAVE A LITTLE POUND PUPPY! PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR LEPRECHAUN FETUSES!" But yeah, I'm the one who has my dog taken away by my puppet master mother. If only my location would start making sense.. Maybe worry about buying a bar of soap before owning a dog, Charlie Manson. 

Anyways, I was thinking about throwing some sardines inside a rehab in New Boston because it might make the place smell better. I mean, midget mermaids covered in honey mustard gotta smell better than your run of the mill doper. Am I right? I just gotta wait until Monday. 

You know what my most platinum day was this year? When my brother Jimmy and his family crash landed up here from North Carolina.. Specifically when we all had dinner at Applebee's. I love giving birth to rubber chickens to entertain my nieces and nephews. It made me feel cherished as Uncle Cody.. Felt like I had a purpose covered in heart particles... I have two sisters and one brother. In order from oldest to youngest. Jamie, Jimmy, Rachel and then me. I am by far the duckling of my siblings... Lol... Idk... I do like making tadpoles laugh... And I like hearing my nephew Jameson call me "Uncle Cody". I would run around being possessed by a monkey or Curly from the Three Stooges. Sincere court jester.. Lainey and Jameson seems to love it... Best day of the year... 

Also I really enjoy bullseyeing the Amish in Beaver, Ohio... Lets go through the forest fire and admit that the Amish are better than most of us...