Logbook Of A Scavenger: October 18 2025

This is to Sydney. IF you genuinely cut off veins from Casa Grande because of me. I'm not going to brutally puke lava at you but you should not have been so overtly accepting of me. Ya know? You should not have opened up your forest chest kingdom the way that you did. Especially with your body language. I've been studying body language for almost 2 months now. You smiling with your teeth when engaging with me. Laughing at like 85% of what I had to say. Blushing when I complimented you. Going up to my booth to talk to me when you weren't my waitress. I'm not even saying you were flirting with me. I'm just saying you were giving birth to too many symbols that you at the very least enjoyed my presence. Idc if you're a host or waitress and that's just your occupation. If you think I'm a ghoul then you should at the very least kept a neutral expression, not make as much eye contact and maybe crossed your arms to let me know that I was creeping you out. Be that yeti or wendigo on an ice berg. Idk for sure if that's the reason why you stopped working there and several people have told me that I probably wasn't the vital organ but ya never know. I guess this is a "What If" concept note. I just felt like I was an angel in a human costume to you and very respectful. You should appreciate when someone clearly thinks highly of you. I don't think I was ever a creep to you. I produced a fake photo of you with some angel wings, holding a rainbow cloud. That was the most I ever did with you. It's not like I was forcing you to do anything and you seemed like you sincerely enjoyed our short but sweet interactions.. Who knows though.. We might never know why Sydney stopped working at Casa Grande...

Anyways... A cadet of mine named Nic puked lava at me because I did a video where I stuck a rose up my butt. Throwing out some performance art. Instead of rose bud. It's "Rose Butt". And then Nic blocked me. There's no need to send me to the spiritual electric chair, man. When you sign up for the Coyote Spirit. You should know what your getting into. You boring hypocritical idiot.

Yesterday, I crash landed at The Den. It's a local bar and restaurant.. I never order alcohol because that only invites evil spirits. Thats why alcohol is sometimes called "spirits". I had a really platinum Maine Lobster Roll.. Bittersweet... Jaycee already bullseyed the mugshot of me before I mentioned it... I really am a celebrity because everyone has seen my mugshot, it seems... I'm a natural mind totem.

Today, Me and mom invaded the Apple Festival at Fuhrmann's Farm in Wheelersburg. You can really tell the goblins have impregnated the pumpkins. I ran into my old buddy Jeff... First time I've been in his atmosphere since Richard had a date with the Grim Reaper... I got to spend time with some goats. Those goats can strike a better pose than me... Corn maze and everything. 

I really hope one of these hooligans shoots officer Casey Moore in the balls. We're all mummy slug hybrids over these authoritarian figures who just play with our veins because they're starving for the dopamine sensitive neurons to be activated. Dancing popcorn in a microwave.