Logbook Of A Scavenger: November 2 2025

The pumpkins were certainly impregnated by goblins, this season.. MHM... So on Halloween, I crash landed at New Boston, Ohio's one and only graveyard. The School Land Hollow Cemetery. Covered up by nature's shadows that not too many people know about. I had to pound the roadrunner up a hill to get to it. The Melon Heads of Kirtland must be the manager of that cemetery because it is an absolute forest. So yeah, I guess me and the buried dead were activating our party blowers.. I had several locals contact me. Asking about how I found it.

I wore the flesh of the Big Bad Wolf wearing granny's clothes up at the Halloween "party" at Casa Grande. Delaney SEEMED to enjoy it when I was giving birth to jack in the boxes. Ya know? I was just being a court jester A BIT. Delaney is an olive skinned girl who pretty much went as a 1980s time traveling fairy. That in of its self was a juicy worm on a fishing hook.. The fact that my costume got the least amount of heart particles at the Casa Grande Halloween costume contest, goes to bullseye that the average Scioto County resident is an intellectually disabled gargoyle. My costume was original and you're all under a curse to make me crash land on a better island. That costume contest crap was stapled to FB on my birthday as well. Scioto County just indulges in being coyote sadists. Giving birth to fireworks because I don't like you either. I'm genuinely not allowed to be in a platinum mood. I THINK the one who got the most likes was a generic witch. Lol. That's Scioto County for you. Hilariously mundane and convoluted. Makes you wonder what drugs they're on. See what I did there?

As for my birthday on November 1st? Me and my parents just shoved a rocket up our butts to Red Lobster in Chillicothe. Ross County. The cornfields on our way up there was singing happy birthday to me on a spiritual level. And where we sat at in Red Lobster, we had several pictures of lighthouses looking at me. Possible sign from God about Maine? I gave a leprechaun fetus to a homeless woman. It's a rubber chicken because I was not bathing in lava over the fact that I really did just spend my birthday with just me and my parents. No one else. The ghouls of Scioto County dislike me and I dislike them as well. I do apparently have to have dinner with my sister Jamie and her family later on today. I was in a platinum mood until I found out about the costume contest. 

As for a video? I created "The Human Gum Bridge". Where I stretch out the gum in my mouth and stick it to my butt. An art piece about staying connected to your true self through a circuital vein.