Logbook Of A Scavenger: November 21 2025

BALLARD'S BRINGS THE BEST TO YOU! Yeah... It's been kind of a while... Really not that many bullets going off. Lol.. Pretty mundane, lately...

I will say that I've been trying to give birth to Youtube videos to Sandra. Specifically by saying her full name in the title... Smashing myself through gremlins.. Lol. They're just vlogs saying that I really want her to pick me up in New Boston, Ohio and throw me over to Maine. Specifically, Owls Head, Maine. And if she can't do a rocket for Maine. Then Ocean City, Maryland. AND IF SHE CAN'T DO THAT THEN MARBLEHEAD, OHIO! I guess I can't have my crab cake and eat it too, huh? I just wanna be stapled somewhere that has shores, lighthouses, and mermaids. Is that too much to ask for? I've done three videos since November 17th and I still haven't heard from her YET. People can throw the invisible blades at me all they want to and call me "entitled" but I feel like Sandra owes it to me. After that war we had from November 2024 - February 2025. Genuinely unfair. In fact, today is the 1 year anniversary that Sandra messaged me how she wanted me to be her spiritual Siamese twin in New Lexington, Ohio. And on that SAME DAY, I left with her. That day was covered in Jack Frost's dandruff during the night.. "The Killing Moon" by Echo & The Bunnymen. I shouldn't be sent to the electric chair over other people's sins... Either it be my parents, Sandra or Roger Standiford... 

I'm thinking about crapping out ANOTHER FB account and just posting a public status with her full name in it... It just really makes me slide down the pulse lane that she might just say "I'm in Nashville, Tennessee now. I can't do it". That's not my fault you're in Tennessee. I mean my brain is lost in the dunes where she's living at now buuuuut I really think she should take me JUST ABOUT wherever I want. And it's not like I'm trying to hypnotize her into taking me to some place like California. I would use most of my leprechaun fetuses on the trip to Maine or Maryland and this would be her way to make up for what happened around November 24th of last year.. I think November 24 2024 was the day she boomeranged me back to New Boston... And if you've ever talked to Roger Standiford. You'll know he's about as smart as Lloyd Christmas. Sooo, ya know.. Lol. 

Video art projects I've done? I did a video where I said "penis vagina" and I pumped a bunch of soap into my mouth, swirled it around and spit it out. Symbolism to how dirty our souls are and needs cleansing... For Sean's birthday video, I urinated on a leaf at Millbrook Park and took a bite out of it. Family friendly fun. 

And because I crave that nautical atmosphere of Selkies. I got a couple items from a Chinese buffet. A mussel, a shell, a crawdad and a fetus of a Kraken. And I decorated it around my desk. I put the crawdad and little octopus inside a transparent cup filled with water...