Logbook Of A Scavenger: November 27 2025

HAAAAAAPPYYYYY ZOMBIE TURKEY DAYYYYYY!!! Soooo yeah. Pam pretty much hates me now and I guess I'm so stupid that I can't wrap my skull around why. Oh well, Pam has such a swamp inside her bones that it's no wonder why she lacks so much self awareness. So when she tells me that nobody likes me or whatever. It's pure irony. Because I can count off a whole baseball team that doesn't like Pam and her incoherent crap. So yeah, I gave birth to this FB status that said me and Pam were married. It was just for clowns to be thrown around... Pam knew it was a joke and so on. BUT THENNNN the guy who could probably pass off as the worlds ugliest emo girl sends me a message.. Matthew. He was just messaging me about how Pam was sending him nudes and that Pam wanted him to do the hunky bunk love dunk to her. And I was already bathing in lava over my head injury. So that didn't help. Me and Pam sent messages and it ended up with her banning me from her island. Well first of all, Matthew wouldn't be getting nudes from Pam if I didn't reject her last month.. "Well Cody, if you rejected her, why are you up in flames that Pam and Matt could be a thing?". I think it was a crystal gem that I still liked her and I would have said yes if she had lived somewhere else. I'm very picky when it comes to where a girl lives at. But then when I got that message from Matt and the chemistry of goblins raping my frontal lobe really got to me. Oh well, Pam is just a dragon because deep down, I won't have kids with her. There's a small part of me that wishes I would have agreed to have gotten her pregnant because she wouldn't have sent those nudes to Matt. I THINK. Lol. But then again I'm gliding down an amethyst passage that I said no because just analyze how difficult Pam is. And I bet ya she thinks she's perfectly normal. Well, I got a news paper to smack her with, buddy. I'm on a higher mountain than Matt. When Pam made sexual advances at me, I said no. Matt on the other hand let his penis lead the way and accepted the succubus with teeth around the vagina. It's a crystal gem to everyone that Matt would treat Pam like a sex object while I would not and she called me a weirdo for that. Screw the both of them. Pun somewhat intended. They're probably humanoid keys for each other. Both of them are genital starving harlots! I think it's a rubber chicken that Matt is gorilla glued to a major city like Toledo, Ohio. 270,000 residents. Yet he simply can't find a girlfriend there. Which to me, says a lot about him. And Pam is stapled to Huntington, West Virginia. Which has a decent population of 45,000 but she just wants to drown in the creek of apathy and connect her veins to video games all day. Sloth hoe. 

If I wanna go through the forest fire with everyone. I'll admit that it was always best if I never dated Pam anyways... Even before this spiritual battle... She doesn't really match any specific fantasy woman in my head. She gave me her current address and everything back in October. I just never acted upon it..

I notice that's a motif in my life. Having a possible rocket to do things but I don't do them... Back in 2022, I was on the edge of going on a date with a girl in my very own village of New Boston. Lena. BUUUUUUT I threw it out the window because she wasn't my type. I mean it was such transparent curtains in front of the irises. Now she has a boyfriend and I'm actually dancing on a multicolored gem that she found someone. That really wasn't a regret. There was a couple female cadets that felt a magnetic energy with me like Kira. Kira is probably the most porcelain example of a female fan liking me because I feel like things could have worked... If I was able to crash land in Wisconsin. Lol.. And I got pretty jealous when she did date some one that was in her town. Kira is super pretty. She's an Illuminati clone of a young Monica Keena(Freddy Vs Jason) but with brown hair. Mind the size of a behemoth and a heart the size of a Slide Rock Bolter. She's one of my fans that really stands out. I used to feel a pretty grandiose magnetic energy with Quinn. Even though she's not exactly gorgeous. She has the spirit of a golden statue come to life and shes cute in a quirky kind of way. But I don't think she's ever had a crush on me like I did with her though. Which is on a comfortable cloud. Where some people like Claire, Pam and Sandra just turn me into a lava rock Nephilim. Genuinely piss me off. Claire is the poster girl of a girl that I originally friend zoned and I should have kept it that way. Lol.. But out all of the ones that I listed, I do think Sydney is the one I liked/like the most..