Logbook Of A Scavenger: December 3 2025

By this point, I'm just throwing a journal entry because it's part of the schedule. I guess I don't have a real vital organ to be doing so...

A few days ago, me and my parents had dinner with my sister Jamie's family at Ollie's BBQ. THIS TIME, Jacob was there and that resurrected me from being a corpse buried underneath the frozen grounds that people walk upon.. Been a while since I was in his atmosphere because he's been stapled to Cincinnati. People can puke lava all they want to about Cincinnati. At least there's things to do there... I told him the next time he sees me, he should throw fish at me. Lol. Oh boy.. 

As for video performance projects. I took a bath with a dead rotting bird. I guess it was my "rubber ducky". Symbolism to how some of us can keep riding on a giant bar of soap and we're still filthy. According to mom, she's too much of a Baba Yaga to own a living pet. So this might as well do for now... And since New Boston has been covered in the dandruff of Jack Frost. I stuck some of that cold dandruff in my butt. 

I really am thinking about just giving birth to a completely new FB account and make public posts to Sandra. I know I said I was going to do it about a couple weeks ago but I've been procrastinating... In fact, I'm doing it right now... I can just be like "Hey Sandra, I know you're probably a mummy slug hybrid over dealing with the states that you've been dealing with for a while now. Let's all just go to Maine and we can both bullseye some jobs there". Which technically wouldn't make me a biological mannequin.. She could find a job there... I need a new born google account on my phone...

But this is typical for this time of the year... In the sense of there's just not much happening. A yeti sneezes your life away... I guess being homeless in Marblehead, Ohio when the lilac creatures finally come out isn't too bad... I can get a job there and I can use my leprechaun fetuses on a tent as my domain since it's pretty common for people to just go camping there... I guess Marblehead, Ohio is just plan C if I can't find the proper rocket for a place like Owls Head, Maine or Ocean City, Maryland... 

Reviews

[ETERNITY]

Is it fate that I choose the item about the "vital organ"? Call me strange but I like to read from back to front.
In my opinion, you should talk directly to Sandra. You're intelligent enough to know it takes plenty of leprechaun fetuses to survive. Two leprechauns making those fetuses are better than one.

[CoyoteClock14]

I haven't talked to Sandra since May because I think she's a mummy slug over dealing with my parents. I lived with her back November of last year but my parents kept texting her... Which is a whole book in of itself... Lol. God's positive meteors crashing upon you for this optimistic comment though.

[ETERNITY]

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