New Born Leprechaun

I wanted to give birth to the book of my life or autobiography..

My mother Diane was putting in a lot of spiritual meat at her job as a cashier at the old Festival Foods Grocery Store in New Boston, Ohio. My father Jim was a guard at a chemical plant in Piketon. My father would often crash land at Festival Foods to get cat food. He felt a pretty grandiose magnetic energy with Diane. He asked her out, they began dating and eventually married. 

Was Festival Foods the portal for me to fall into this world? Obviously.. My mother wanted to poop out her last tadpole and I GUESS she got her wish. Lol. Because on the Halloween Night of 1995. Diane got hit with a silhouette newsflash that her sister Kathy suffered a heart attack. This made her slide down the pulse lane so much that her water broke and she went into labor. I guess I would've been born in New Boston but my village doesn't have any mind totem hospitals.. Sooo, Jim had to shove rockets up their butts and Cody Steven Carr was born on November 1st, 1995 in Portsmouth, Ohio. SOMC. 7:50 AM. My father was the one who named me... When my parents had me. My mom was 39 years old. Dad was 46. My sister Jamie was 19 years old. My brother Jimmy was 16.. And sister Rachel was 12... I guess you could say I was late to the game...