Logbook Of A Scavenger - December 25 2025

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY "Lets get punished by Krampus" DAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!! Let's all smash our selves through the sheets of ice. Christmas really isn't about the birth of Jesus. It's a Pagan holiday where everyone shoves each other into the shallow crater. Relying on the arteries of materialism and leprechaun fetuses. HOWEVER! About a year ago, I bought some pink gem butterfly earrings for Sandra from the Shipwreck store... BUT because of the spiritual battle between us. Especially with fat dude Roger Standiford being the war monger... I was never able to give her the ear rings... So, those ear rings have definitely been on a journey... But I gave them to my honey comb niece Jena today... We've come full circle... Bittersweet closing to a gateway... One Headlight by The Wallflowers...

A few days ago, the whole village was covered in Jack Frost's breath so much that I urinated my pants to create a liquidated "fireplace". It was that cold... I know people are going to throw the invisible blades at me for some of the stuff I do and they say stuff like "Oh, you must be dirty and smell like a skunk ape". No. I ride on a giant bar of soap, almost every day. You bullseye my finger nails. No dirt in them ever. My hair is always sanitized seaweed. I clean up after my performances. I take six showers per week. So don't try me. Trust me, I've had some ignorant imps try to impale me over this. Don't sit there and act like you know me or my life based on a video that usually lasts less than 30 seconds. I urinated my pants? I can easily throw those in the warsher, you petty critic. I'm an artist.

Anyways. My parents were puking lava at each other because dad doesn't like black people... Uh... He actually drops the magical N bomb... Yeah... My dad is a 76 year old mummy. So he gets away with it, unfortunately... 

Cutler, Maine is looking exquisite... 

Reviews

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Urine aka piss stains are almost impossible to get out completely due to the body heat vs the absorption into the cloth, that is, IF you are wearing undies.

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Pretty enlightening write!
Strangely...I like it!
You are at least for real.
Dang good write!