Logbook Of A Scavenger - January 3 2026

Yesterday, I got some wings through the mail. It was about the possibility of me being stapled with Pam. Several things went wrong... Lol.

1. Pam should have thrown a German Shephard at me that I was going to get some mail about this apartment... She didn't say ANYTHING about it. And because of this, my parents got to my mail first and they were puking lava about it...

2. The mail was asking for a lot of organs to be donated... Which I may need a seraphim servant for... I've never done this before...

3. Pam has the flu right now. Lol... I certainly prayed for her.

I also collected a dog t**d... My brain is lost in the dunes on what I'll do with it but I'll do some experimentation as always. Lol.

Today, I crash landed at Casa Grande and seeing three waitresses was a stake to the heart. BECAUSE, it was like all of Casa Grande's waitresses were there besides... can you take a guess? BINGO! Sydney... But I've noticed a couple things... Some of the workers know my name without me telling them. Is it because Sydney told them about me? If that's the vein then I hope she wasn't puking lava about me... Lol. 

It's a rubber chicken because I was actually dancing on a multicolored gem there for a short while. Because I was thinking Sydney might boomerang back to Casa Grande in Spring or Summer but even if she does, it doesn't really matter. I'll go through the forest fire and admit that I already knew she had several social outlets. College, jobs, church and stuff. But it really dawned on me today that WITH ALL THAT, I was really stupid for thinking MAYBE Sydney felt a magnetic energy with me. Ya know what I mean? Because out of all the people she talks to and has talked to. Like, why would she POSSIBLY have a crush on me? I'm  ignorantly conceited for thinking there could have been a real bridge between our forest chest kingdoms. And she's a college grad. My parents act like I'm gonna have a date with the Grim Reaper if I ever go to college... They expect me to be in the uterus forever... Which is why the thought of being spiritual Siamese Twins with Sandra or Pam sounded so... exhilarating to me... I don't wanna live with my parents. Why can't people understand that? It's not my f*****g choice...

Tomorrow is Sydney's 25th birthday.