Logbook Of A Scavenger - January 8 2026

Heyyy.. I'm cancer. Once you think you've gotten rid of me, I strike back... I apologize... 

A few days ago, I crash landed at the mall and one of the waitresses from Casa Grande was there and it really made me slide down the pulse lane. At first, I thought she was just going to give me a quick and casual bullseye and that was it. But as soon as she saw me, she looked over to her friend and said something. And then she looked back at me(eye contact) with this skyscraper smile and "HEY!". I know some people would be on a comfortable cloud with this and maybe I have too much of a dobermann in front of me. But just the fact that I've been suspicious about Casa Grande for a while now about what they know about me and how I feel about Sydney. Ya know? Mixed with right before she gave me that wildfire grin, she decided to say something to her friend. Almost like a whisper. And in my skull, I think she could be puking quiet lava. Something like "That's the creep who made Sydney quit her job at Casa Grande". I mean, my brain is lost in the dunes. This is one of those "conspiracies" where I can't say too much about it because at the end of the caverns, it's all just a theory.. When that Casa Grande girl smiled at me at the mall, it could have been just her being friendly but it felt passive aggressive. The Pegasus wings around my skull might not be as grandiose as I think it is.. I mean, I don't even know if I am the vital organ onto why Sydney quit. I just feel like I didn't do anything to her. Speaking of Pegasus. I stopped at this coffee stand at that mall. And I tried ordering "Pegasus urine". Lol. This new barista wasn't having it. The previous barista actually made me Pegasus Urine. So this recent one is a stick in the mud. Hahahaha... Greek culture... 

Yesterday, I actually shoved a rocket up my butt for Casa Grande because I wanted to see if that same girl would be stapled there. She was not. I'll try again Saturday. I don't want people thinking I'm gonna mutilate her or something. I just wanna see if she says anything weird. Detective Coyote is on the passage. Watch out. Lol. 

I gave birth to a video where I took that dog t**d I previously saved and pretended it was a phone. "YOU'RE NOTHING BUT DOG CRAP! DO YOU HEAR ME!?". I guess just anyway to give birth to the Jack in the box. And for Nikki's 27th birthday, I literally tore up my ear phones with my teeth in an electric example of performance art...

For the most part, my magnetic energy with Maine is slowly cutting off. Which is rational because I know I can't crash land there... And I've been learning to absorb Marblehead or just the Lake Erie area in general... One power that Ohio's Lake Erie has over Maine's Ocean is that when Jack Frost sneezes, it's one big blue raspberry popsicle. Buuuuut I unfortunately can't go up there around this time... Sucks, I know. Mentor Headlands is another mind totem of mine, anymore. Some other positives: Marblehead, Ohio has a population of only 800. Which is even less than Lubec, Maine. Send Me On My Way by Rusted Root. And I'm sure Ottawa County has a lot less drug abusing cretins than Scioto County. It's just that the wait is pulling my intestines out and using it as jump rope. 

Since I'm not going to Marblehead until the lilac creatures sprout, this should give me way more clocks to harpoon good ol' Officer Casey Moron. I know people will glue me to the throne of guilt and be like "Oh Cody, you're so stupid for trying to get revenge on a cop. Especially one that already doesn't know what he's doing". Which you kind of hit the point. I mean, he already hand cuffed me over NOT MUCH OF ANYTHING. Everyone has made it a diamond that he shouldn't have done it but he got away with it anyways. And because of this, whenever I bullseye him in public. I'm gonna stick my phone/camera in his permanent marker face and film him while I say "This is Officer Casey Moore. He's the cop who decided to arrest me over a sardine". It's a rubber chicken because I was originally going to say he was intellectually disabled while filming but he might shoot me over that. LOL. Some people might sit there and be impaled as land sponges but I'm standing on top of the peak and I'm not gonna let these low IQ corrupt cops walk all over me. Too many cops like him do something wrong and they don't get the spiritual electric chair. And there's NOTHING illegal about filming cops, so I'm gonna do it.