Coke or Pepsi?

a Minute-Play in 12 lines

 Jill: “Coke or Pepsi?”

Jack: “Coke.”

Jill: “Republican or Democrat?”

Jack: “Democrat.”

.   .   .

Jill: “Mary Ann or Ginger? … Be careful.”

Jack: “Mary Ann.”

Jill: “Wise choice, Jack.”

Jack: “Thanks. George Clooney or Seth Meyers? … Be careful.”

.   .   .

Jill: “George Clooney.”

Jack: “D****t, Jill, why weren’t you careful?”

Jill: “I was. He’s at the table right behind you.”

George: “Hiya, Jill.” He winks. “Me, or the stiff you’re with?”

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Author's Note

...Coffee or Tea?

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Ha. You know George Clooney lives two miles away from me. I keep hoping I'm going to see him as I drive through Sonning, but I don't. Others see him, lucky them. He is of course the epitome of all that a woman could dream for in a bloke. He is just so charming, so everything. But hey, I kinda like the old geezer I'm with. He is comfortable, like old slippers. When you get to my age, that counts. Maybe if I was 40, I'd take George up on his offer lol. Happy Thanksgiving Dylan.

With me it's always tea and coke. Coffee and Pepsi don't hit the spot.

Chris

[Dylan Macadham]

Yes, every women wants George and every bloke wants to be him. I hear he walks on water too haha. ...Even my young(grownup) daughter thinks George is the sexiest!
But, pooor you, Chris, being sooo close and yet never having gotten together with him, despite, as you say, his "offer" huh?! :)haha
3 Cheers for Ol'Slippers!!!sounds like a keeper.

[Kathy Mc Cathy]

I prefer coffee although my friends tease me for liking the occasional green tea , they think I'm an odd old soul filled with cottagecore shorts on yt