One or the Other ...

3-Act Play, in less than 99 words

Town Tavern

Jill: “So, do you believe in God, Jack?”

Jack: “No.”

Jill: “A fellow Atheist, huh?”

Jack: “No.”

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Jill crosses her arms. “You have to be one or the other, pal.”

Jack shakes his head. “I won’t be labelled by something I don’t believe in.”

Jill: “I don’t understand.”

Jack: “Do you believe a thorn in your side can cure all that ails you?”

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Jill: “Of course not.”

Jack: “So, you’re an Athornist, huh?”

Jill: She chuckles. “That’s silly.”

Jack: "Yes, it certainly is."

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