Cold and Prickly

3-Act Play, in less than 99 words ...

Town Tavern

Jack: “How do you like the President-elect?”

Jill: “About as much as I like diarrhea!”

Jack: “Yeah, he's a Poop bag!”

Jill: “He's an insult to Poop bags!”

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Jack nods. “I'm gonna miss Uncle Joe.”

Jill smiles. “Me too. He's warm and cuddly.”

Jack: “The opposite of Poop Vader's cold and prickly.”

Jill: “Don’t know how we'll survive the Orange Bagola again.”

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Jack: “Given his Cabinet poop picks, we won't!”

Jill: “Might be best to move to Canada, eh?”

Jack: “Red-tunicked Mounties, Snow, Extreme Politeness?!”

Jill: “Yeah, best we stay here and weather the Shitstorm.”

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