Resolutions 2018

This one's all about me!

This Year It’s all about me

I’ll use sleight of hand

Be all smoke and mirrors

Confess everything

Reveal nothing at all

I’ll be all misdirection

In the way the cards fall

Be honestly devious

Mischievous and raw

I resolve to be all stuff and nonsense

Don’t trust me one bit

I’ll aspire to be lascivious

And really be lovin’ it

I’m gonna’ gain as much weight as I can

Eat bacon for breakfast, lunch and dinner

Gonna’ gobble sugar (as much as I can stand)

Not gonna’ care anymore about gettin’ thinner

This year is gonna’ be all about me

I’ll not have many more I fear

And If nothin’ else…It’s gonna be

A very happy New Year