Simple Simon Says ...

Found in the Store : V

 

 

 

 

The only enemies of the fair world are the anaemia. Owing to their poor physical health they are unable to express their happiness and keep it bottled up. Mwah, mwah, mwah. This extends themselves into their daily activities and forms a knot in many places. Archie recommends that they eat their spinach or take some vitamin tablets.

 

This is the real cause behind the feud between the Monmons and the Morini. The Olhats, a member of the Morini have since told the Morini to cool it. In turn, the Olhats have taken up the cause on their own to settle the dispute.

 

At heart is the issue of language. Every country or location in the world cultivates its own language. This is true of every nation that speaks its own mother tongue and then engages English as a second language. The only exception is the Monmons. They use English but substitute for the founding impulse of the language with their own impulses. This has distorted meaning and the perception of physical reality in the world.

 

Archie, who has since replaced Simon, spoke to MacArl of Arlington. They figure they may have a tentative understanding on the issue. The Monmons are viewed henceforth as expressing Body Language only. They are thereafter welcomed to use English as a second language.

 

The mad elephant expired last night. The Moose is now the official mascot of the Store. The Olhats are looking for a unanimous decision based on consensus. Please leave your comment, if any, below.