A Requiem

The passing of him

 

 

 

 

 

Here lies the one called Kula

Coudn't rid, so he lernt to spel

Hat dylexia from two much imaginin

So he tuk to cowherding

Was preyed upon as a god

Hat sayed there's no dieing

So plese exkuse him now

He can't be wrong, hi's slipping

Hi's friend Val is weepin

Says hi's friend Kula is miss'n.

 

The End

Reviews

[Muse]

here you go again...leaving the reader going what? College Lecturer or not, I don't think I can pass your class. :D

[FJ Davis]

OK, Kula was, I take it, a mentally challenged schmuck who led some cows--and, apparently, another ignorant schmuck named "Val"--astray. Now, the supposedly unsinkable Kula is dead and Val can't even conceive of this, so he concludes Kula must just be "miss'n."
To quote a very intelligent fellow reviewer, "A mystery."
To quote myself, "Gimme a freakin' clue!" Or, "I hope you're not talking about what I think you're talking about!"