Sarcasm

Watch your tone.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

-Unknown

Oh, the horrible world of sarcasm.

You poor little souls who fall into the chasm

Just because you didn't understand when the tour guide said

"I heard if you get real close, you'll see a unicorn- do send me a picture.", so you fell in and bled

But don't worry, it's a one time mistake

I'm sure it won't happen again, your brain was just a little late

Do understand when someone talks like this;

Short and snappy, irritated and bristling

That means they don't mean what they say-

Bonus points if they roll their eyes or say goodbye

Because sarcasm works better that way.

Author's Note

Thanks for reading