Still Doesn't Want to Be a Pirate

Still Doesn't Want to Be a Pirate

A Poem by Desert Knave
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a sonnet of "Seinfeld" fan-fiction

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He still doesn't want
To be a pirate
That is one fetish
He really doesn't get
And those puffy sleeves
Only make him sweat
So, pretty please, Elaine
Just get over it
As he still doesn't want
To be a pirate
Much less to be one
Who is wearing a bit
And a leather saddle
With your crop hung from it


Jim Lonsdale Poetry 2026

© 2026 Desert Knave


Author's Note

Desert Knave
A little musing after watching a favorite "Seinfeld" episode

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Desert Knave
Desert Knave

Phoenix, AZ



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I am in my mid-60's, a manic-depressive, seldom impressive, often recessive poet who loves the ocean, rain, the desert, and playing with rhyme. I am a native Arizonan, a Virgo, and a hair metal fan an.. more..