Shelby Hannah Olivia Oklahoma Torrah

My name is Shelby Hannah Oklahoma Olivia Torah. Well, on my birth cirtificate, it's Olivia Oklahoma, but I like to switch them. I go by Torah mostly, because I'm Jewish. I'm from a long line of famous, powerful, ancient Jews. The Torahs are who the Torah is named after. I am very sentamental, very religious. I may seam strange to you. I have memorized the whole of the Torah, in English and in Hebrew. I don't speak English though. Well, I do, but not very well. This is from the Great Search Engine, Google Translate. I just typed it in Hebrew, and Google Translate-d it to English so you can read it. It may seem funny to you that I've got an English/American name, but I don't speak English. That's all because I do live in the U.S. of America, but I'm slowly learning the language. Give me a little break if i miss a few key points in grammar. It's nothing compared to my parents and siblings' grammar, in English and in Hebrew. They're just... Not fluint in any language at all. It's a bit hard to communicate with them, but we manage, somehow. That's the beauty of the Torrahs. We have the breath of God on our side. That's why we're great. That's why we're awesome. The Torrahs shall live immensely. We shall live forever.

Author's Note

Kudos to you if you can spot the Doctor Who reference. How'd you like this'n?