The Dentist

I don't like going to the dentist!

  I have to go to the dentist today.

I don't want to go, I wish I could stay away.

When they tell me to open wide,

I really did, I tried,

but I am horrified.

To me, going to the dentist is a nightmare.

I don't like to sit in the chair.

He tells me to calm down,

but I need a crown,

I cant help but frown.

I feel like I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.

I can do it,

I wont throw a fit.

Just hurry up so I can split.

THE END

Reviews

[words preferred]

How did you manage to make a dentist trip story humorous. LOL this was fun to read start to finish, nicely done!

[sette]

same here with me a visit to the dentist is a nightmare

[Donna]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. thanx sette

[barleygirl]

This is one of the most crafty & animated poems I’ve seen from you so far. Usually your messages are more “even” (kinda plodding along truthfully) but this one dances around like a cat on a hot tin roof! It’s a delightful step out of your usual box, with your writing resembling the way it must feel. I agree & recommend “the gas” which makes the whole experience last only six minutes (even the lengthy procedure of getting a crown, of which I have many!) Here’s wishing you the best (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Wild Rose]

You want to visit my dentist
A lovely lady from Poland
She is so calm
"Now what can I do for you today?
With her Polish accent

Please take a seat > Feel like going back to the waiting room
Let me have a look
Any problems
Then to the Asian nurse in word I don't understand letters and numbers
Is she counting my teeth
One to extract You will need a plate
Make an appointment four in all
Give me a paper "Hand this in a reception"
Now is the worst
"I have to PAY"
But she is a lovely lady

[Ghost]

You are not the only one who hates the dentist... I truly do and not loving the idea of a root canal in my future... Thanks for the poem, now I want to run and hide (lol)....

[Donna]

Every time I have gone to the dentist, it has been a bad experience, so when I go, I get myself all stressed out. Thanks for the review,

[emmajoy]

Oh heck! Donna, i so understand. Ijust wish one could have a strong drink before going but is said to make things worse.. can there be anything worse!! i dread the day when a dentist tells me i need a filling!!!

I hope you manage to run before the breakdown set in.. Waving.

[Donna]

I guess its a thing nobody enjoys. I got through it ok this time. lol. Thanks for your review emmajoy.