Naughty and Nice

Indulge me... :)

Naughty and Nice

 

Children all know

we have taught them so well,

someone is watching

their story to tell.

 

To be caught being naughty

would be such a fright,

for Santa would know

and they’d dread Christmas night.

 

So intelligent children

the good and the bad,

try their best to be nice

cause there’s more to be had.

 

Yet all grown-ups know

there’s a third place to rank,

to be naughty and nice

dare Santa to spank.

 

Then Santa’s true helper

will feel Christmas joy,

just be naughty and nice

it’s OK to play coy.

Author's Note

captcha: "bushman"... I am not kidding. Too funny.

Reviews

[Alisa Js]

Very clever and eloquent read.

Enjoyed it.

Alisa🎉

[David Scott]

Thank you Alisa. You are always kind to me.

[Patricia Wedel]

Playing coy may bring a toy...
for even naughty grown ups
who look for spinning tops
in their Christmas stockings...
Just having a little fun on
Christmas Eve. truly, Pat

[David Scott]

Why not? :) Thank you for leaving a comment.

[Relic]

Haha, good one. I'll bet Santa knows a lot of his helpers have been naughty in a grown-up way. Perhaps that's why he chose the chimney over rooms.

[David Scott]

Santa rocks! ;)
Thanks for reviewing. Just having a little fun.

[A hare off]

Why be good, even Santa comes once a year. Funny and you make a very good point here, some gifts are much better than others.

[David Scott]

Ha! Now who is being naughty?
Thank you for the review.

[...]

:)..... This is cute and clever, and a little naughty

[David Scott]

Ha... just a little bit. Still planning to see a gift or two under the tree.
Thank you for reading and reviewing.

[Lydia Shutter]

Giggling here....a little bit naughty and a little bit nice. I liked the rhyming here. Lydi**

[David Scott]

I know it is nothing new... I had to write something brighter after the previous poem. Ha. Whishing you a very naughty Christmas.