I Hate You; I Love YouA Story by HARDCORE Unicorn. :]Can two brother end up falling in love?"What the f**k is taking you so long!" My brother, Charles, screamed from the other side of the locked bathroom door. Goddamn, doesn't he know that I actually care about my appearance? Ugh, f*****g a*****e.
"I actually care about what I look like, unlike you." I replied calming as I started straightening my hair with my hot pink flat iron. Ugh, you know what I hate the most? When people call flat irons' straighteners. F*****g twats.
"And unlike you people in this house have to take a f*****g piss," Charles bellowed, making me mess up the perfect line of eyeliner I had. Goddamn him, now I'll have to start all over. Ha-ha, sucks for his bladder. Wait, doesn't holding in your piss do s**t to your kidneys or something?
With a loud grunt, footsteps of the one and only Charles traveled further and further away from the door. Hm, maybe I should tell him grunting is gross? Who the f**k would want to hear a grunt in the middle of sex? Moaning, that's what’s hot. Although I have to admit, it'd be fairly gross to hear Charles moan; ewwwww! Oh look! And I'm finished. Now I have to go put on my pants and put in my piercings.
Opening the door, I was met with the face of mother dearest. Actually, I was met with the monster called mother dearest later on in the day. Oh she looked like a mess in the morning; stringy chocolate brown hair all over her face, he night mask peeling off so you can see those horrid bags under her eyes. Oh the wonders of make-up. Actually, I think I'll ask her for some make-up tips later. She knows how to cover-up those bags and all her nasty wrinkles with the teeniest bit of foundation.
"Hey mom." I waved at her with a bright smile on my face. It was fake of course; mother dearest seems to hate my guts. I believe it all started when I came out that I was a flaming f****t that couldn’t give her grandchildren. Oh well, her loss.
Walking away from the morning monster, I walked to Charles' room. Placing my ear on the door, I waited and listened for any noises coming from the room. I learned the hard way last time when I walked in on Charles jacking off in front of his girlfriend. Yeah, not the loveliest sight on a Monday morning. Though truthfully, I don't see how he could like that w***e of a girl. I walked in on her having sex with some other guy when she was going out with Charles. I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't listen.
Not hearing any noises, I walked in without a knock or a word. I was met by the funniest sight ever. Charles was sitting on his bed, writing quickly in what seemed to be a diary. Ha-ha, the football captain writing in a diary! Oh, the irony. I wonder what his football buddies would say about that. Actually, I think they would laugh in my face if I told them and then beat me into a bloody pulp like normal. Sounds like fun, no?
"Ahem." I faked a cough, trying to earn his attention. Sadly, that didn't work. How else could I earn his attention? He probably wouldn't care if the house was on fire despite it being littered his football trophies. What else? Oh! His skanky girlfriend!
"Kristy! What are you doing here?" I asked in a fake high-pitched voice. At that moment, Charles shoved his diary under his bed and turned to look at where he believed his w***e was. Ha-ha, you should have seen the look on his face when he noticed it was only a dirty little trick. Okay, how about I rephrase that. You should have seen the look on his face when he noticed it was only a trick.
"Oliver! What the f**k is wrong with you?" This time, amazingly, Charles didn't scream. But he had a face that would make a tomato jealous.
"Eh, several things, but let’s not speak of those." I replied back while he almost bum-rushed me out of the room. Does he have to take a piss that badly? How come he wasn’t going towards the bathroom? Oh s**t. © 2008 HARDCORE Unicorn. :]Author's Note
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Added on June 21, 2008Last Updated on June 21, 2008 AuthorHARDCORE Unicorn. :]Stocksbridge, United KingdomAboutHaii. :] Uh, I'm Adam. :D I normally write homosexual romances between two men. :3 Also known as slash to all of those teeny-boppers. But I don't think I'm that great. D: tlk2meh? more.. |

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