ANOTHER OLD BAG

She`ll last as long as your advice.

ANOTHER OLD BAG

 

Yup !  Just another old bag

She lugged your taters

Kept the slobbers off yer shirt

Carried out the kid`s Sh--stuff

Picked up kitty`s dirt

 

She`s like advice

Gen-u-wine and wise

She`ll last `til you git home

Then her and the advice jist dies

 

A bag is not jist a bag

She keeps the frost off yer peach

Carries poisons and stuff

But, everything is not enuff

 

The gov`ment wants her out

They wanna cut another tree

Jist to show they got clout

Ya want advice from me ?

Say, plastic please

Git on yer knees

Please  ?

 

-----Eagle Cruagh

 

Reviews

[Sorry Infamous]

Very original. You are quite the advocate for plastic bags. You do so in a very creative and interesting way. I can't stop, don't want to stop till I see you conclusion.

[JustKeith]

Yes, well done.

[Phibby Venable]

very nice write, Eagle, I love the line of keeping the frost off the peach.

[Erotic Druid]

A good write as always!

[Tracie Skarbo]

I will never look at a plastic bag the same way again. I love the southern drall your character has and the flawless way you have been able to make it come through to my ear. This is something I struggle with so you are an inspiration in my opinion.

Kept the slobbers off yer shirt Gen-u-wine and wise She keeps the frost off yer peach----these were my favorite lines.

One thing I didn't get were the two last lines. Why get on my knees?

Tigra