Kill Da Wabbit - Haiku

General and total disregard for the poetic structure known as Haiku.

                    Kill Da Wabbit (a low IQ non fat Haiku)

carrot hangs on branch
kill da wabbit kill da wabbit!
C.I.L.L....... da wabbit!

*Authors note:  As you can see, the 5-7-5 haiku rules were broken here. (spelling rules also.)  The author does not apologize.  He is however, hiding from the haiku high command and related authorities.  He extends his apologies only to Bugs for any incongruities to the facts of the story and any misspellings that may offend or cause confusion.  

Author's Note

This is a story about an attempted murder of a friendly, gentle, woodland creature, (fictitious in nature), by a guy with funny shoes, hat and an obvious speech impediment. (He too may be fictitious in or out of nature.) I'm not saying.

Reviews

[. serah .]

~ ah... so no animals were harmed in the making of this murder mystery...? that's a good thing... ~ the other good thing is that rules must not be followed all the time... as monotony can be very monotonous...

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Serah, Thanks! T.S. Elliot has a poem, Certain of Certain Certainties. I guess we can be sure of that and the monotony of the monotonous. I'm happy to report that no cartoon characters were injured or harmed during the making of this poem. (I can't vouch for what happened afterwords.) Have a great day and pray that the bunny got away. Earl

[. serah .]

~ hello there again, monsieur earl... i shall look up the poem you mentioned... alas, i'm so poorly read... and i can't even pray for the bunny... as i have been infected with atheism... ~ you have a great day too...

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Serah, Thank you again for your kind words. I too was infected with atheism. It's like the flu. I hope it leaves you. Faith is difficult. Life is difficult. Death is unknown. I just completed a course on death and philosophy on line at Yale University. Here it the course... It is FREE. I hope you find the time to watch it. It takes the side of Atheism but I'm sure you can use your logic and reasoning powers to gain something useful from it. Take care. Earl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2J7wSuFRl8&index=1&list=PLEA18FAF1AD9047B0

[. serah .]

~ wow... thanks a million for the link, monsieur earl... i didn't even know that there was an entire youtube channel devoted to yale courses... and i am definitely interested in philosophy... ~ i'll create time to watch the course if i have to... ~ thanks yet again a million times and more, monsieur earl... and you take care too...

[W.k.kortas]

Duck season! No, I insist it's duck season!

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi W.K. Thanks for commenting. I remember the persistent Daffy getting himself shot after such statements. He found his true enlightenment in always being right. Funny stuff. Have a great day. Earl