The Screaming Toilet

But for the grace of God we can fly and flush

The Screaming Toilet

One morning while strolling in the park

A screaming toilet fell from the sky

A stewardess strapped to it like a rock

Coming at me loud and meteoric

Sometimes I wonder about such things

Falling airline personnel in suits and ties

Toilets working overtime without their wings

Thinking about flushing away unwanted things

Did someone forget to secure a bolt or two?

Did the lady mistake it for a parachute?

I often think about how safe it is to fly

As screaming toilets fall from the sky

Reviews

[angel]

Well, keep out of the rest room, and you can, evidently, fly quite safely.
Long flight? You can depend upon DEPENDS.
Very funny, as apparently it did not actually HIT you, Earl!

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Angel,
Thanks for commenting. Duck and cover...That's my motto. You can DEPEND on that. Perhaps it was a short flight when the floor gave way to all that pressure. Have a great day. Earl