James Scott Gilmore Santa Claus

James Scott Gilmore went off to work one day,

Among the clouds of christmas. 

For he was a mall Santa Claus, 

getting paid to make kids smile.
 

But one day he had a spat,
 

with his gay friend whose name was matt, 

and James Scott Gilmore Santa Claus'd,

And had some fun and broke some laws, 

and now he is not Santa Claus.