Need to Read

not a story. not a poem. what would YOU call it?

Books to read :

1. How to Lose Weight in Two Weeks. By Dr O. Beez

2. Overcome Your Incontinence. By I. P. Nitely

3. Children and Offensive Language. By Pr F. U. Asowl

4. Improve Your Eyesight Naturally. By Dr I. C. Knott

5. Learn to Stand by Your Opinion. By Pr U. R. Wright

6. Homophobia. By Pr R. U. Gueiy

7. Mental Health. By Dr M. knuts

Author's Note

the seven books most read after the Bible.

Reviews

[Lydia Shutter]

OH MY...this is so very clever. I remember trying to write book titles with funny authors way back when. You aced it for sure. Lydi**

[Woody]

just a little thing I wanted to try. I think I'll get back to the list from time to time and dip in for a name for a character. I enjoy doing that though I found out that the reader tends to zoom past the name without realizing it has a meaning.
thank you Lydi.

[Gaston Villanueva]

I.P. Nitely lacks credentials, unlike the rest, so I'm not sure if I want to read it
It's a clever piece to add to your repertoire

[Woody]

hi Gaston. I seem to have missed your comment. sorry. yes I. P. Nitely is a new writer who wanted to share his own experience. you look young in the pic so you're probably not targeted by this book. yet.
I don't know if it happens to you but sometimes an outlandish idea pops up in my head and I think what the hell, let's try it.
thanks a lot Gaston.

[Jimmy Yetts]

Reminiscent of signs and titles appearing in "Three Stooges" movie shorts.
I would call this piece "humorous," Woody--along with your "Author's Note."
Keep 'em comin'!

[Woody]

thank you Frankie. I'm not familiar with signs and titles. I had this idea a long time ago and started playing with initials.

[Jimmy Yetts]

Don't doubt it, at all, Woody.
Was just saying it reminded me of those type of jokes.

[Marie]

Not sure what I'd call this. Not an essay. Not a story. Maybe an extremely experimental poem...

[Woody]

haha just a silly list.