The Peoples Pickle!

I made this for a super hero that never did anything! I could have used a sidekick!

The people are in a pickle,
The people are in a jam!
Therefore they need the People's Pickle,
A superhero I am.
In a world of pernicious problems,
A superhero will emerge!
Pick a peck of pernicious problems
For the People's Pickle to purge!
People pass problems and puzzles,
Pouring indifference every day.
One day a precocious pickle
Stood up and said "No way!
Apathy problems me!
We're all in a fickle!
Please pass the humanity.
I am the People's Pickle!"

Author's Note

fuck spelling! i don't care what you have to say about spelling. If you are so stark and robotic as to not be able to read a poem with bad spelling, then you are not likely to be a poet. Even if you write poetry, there's a good chance you're just not a poet.
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