A Nursery Crime...Georgie Porgie

Olde English nursery rhyme updated

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry,
the police were called, statements sought,
a danger deemed, he must be caught.

Within the hour he was found
roughly cuffed, punched to the ground,
put in a car, thrown in a cell,
denied a brief so he couldn't tell.

Confused and with a low IQ
Georgie knew what he would do,
and when they opened up his door
he lay there dead upon the floor.

Now the police themselves 'midst public fury,
will face a trial and a twelve man jury.

Author's Note

This is an olde English nursery rhyme dragged into the 21st century,hopefully

Reviews

[M. J. Smith]

Wouldn't I love to see this pop up in our papers?
Well done, Sir.

[Gee]

Thank you MJS

[Dave Brown]

another goodie....................

[Gee]

Thank You Dave

[Moomin]

Love this, wish I had thought of it! Witty and profound. You should do more. I will keep an eye out.

Great.

Moomin

[Gee]

Thank you. Have had a go at little miss muffet and humpty.
Thank you

[Chris Shaw]

Poor old Georgie Porgie Puddin and Pie, what a way for him to die. A nursery rhyme, that nowadays leaves a bit of a sour taste. People with low IQ and mental health problems deserve a bit more understanding, although of course the public need protection too. It's a question of good old common sense not a case of wielding a sledge hammer to crack a peanut. Well written Gee.

Chris

[Gee]

Thank you Christine

[Wild Rose]

Poor old Georgie Porgie he didn't really mean to make the cry
All he wanted was a kiss and a feel
They made it sound he had a meal

[Gee]

Lol, cheers..

[Elaine]

Haven't heard the classic, a little puzzled

[Gee]

Easily accessed if you would have liked to read.
Thank you

[Wild Rose]

You must find it Elaine

[matelotrod]

Extremely well constructed and a good laugh combined. I love this sort of writing, can't say as a youngster that I admired Georgie Porgie, all though I was a fan of Pudding. Good work thanks for sharing. Rod.

[Gee]

Thank you for commenting Rod

[Kelly Scheppers]

An interesting play on a classic. Bravo!

[Gee]

Hi Kelly, hope you are well. Thank you

[olla]

I like this very much.. such a clear comment on the times we live..

[Gee]

Thank you Olla